Skip to product information
White Vallejo dad hat Amazon parody lowercase vallejo black text orange smile arrow unstructured curved bill

Amazon Vallejo Dad Hat – Prime Delivery Style | Vallejo Merch

The Smile You Know. The City You Love.

You know that orange arrow. You see that logo on boxes every day. Now, it says "vallejo."

This dad hat takes the famous Amazon logo—lowercase letters, signature smile arrow—and flips it for our city. It’s clean, simple, and instantly recognizable.

For Vallejo locals who know that Prime delivery hits different when you’re home.

What You Get

 "vallejo" Design – Lowercase black text with the orange smile arrow
 Amazon Parody Style – The look you know, customized for your city
 Premium Dad Hat – Soft, unstructured fit that molds to your head
 100% Chino Cotton Twill – High-quality, breathable fabric
 Curved Visor – Pre-shaped for that classic, relaxed look
 Adjustable Buckle Strap – Metal slider fits most head sizes comfortably
 Low-Profile Fit – Sits close to the head, not tall or stiff

Color: White cap with black text and orange smile arrow.

Why This Hat Works

It’s How We Live.
If you live in Vallejo, you probably have a package on the way right now. That orange smile is part of daily life. This hat takes that familiar energy and makes it local.

Comfort First.
This is a true dad hat. No stiff front panels. No breaking in required. It’s soft, adjustable, and ready to wear while you grab that box off the porch.

The Perfect Parody.
It’s subtle but smart. At first glance, it looks like the brand everyone uses. Look closer, and it’s 100% Vallejo.

Perfect Gift For...

  • Prime Members: The people who order everything online.

  • Vallejo Locals: Rep your city with a modern twist.

  • Package Pros: Anyone who knows their delivery driver by name.

  • Gift Givers: A funny, practical gift they will actually wear.

You may also like